Got a question? Just ask Trump.

A laugh for a cold, wintry Wednesday. I borrowed this from website commenter essmeier:

Trump knows a lot of things. How do I know this? He has told us:

“I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world.”

“I understand money better than anybody. I understand it far better than Hillary, and I’m way up on the economy when it comes to questions on the economy.”

“Nobody knows more about trade than me”

“Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.”

“There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am”

“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”

“There is nobody who understands the horror of nuclear more than me.”

“It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles…I think I know most of it anyway.”

“In a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about health care.”

“I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth.”

“I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?”

“Nobody knows more about debt. I’m like the king. I love debt.”

“Nobody knows banking better than I do”

“I think nobody knows the system (of government) better than I do.”

“I know more about (campaign) contributions than anybody.”

“Because nobody knows the (visa) system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.”

Trump is a very smart man. Don’t believe me? Just ask him; he’ll straighten you out.

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