When you get a press release with the headline: “Mr. Toilet Comes to Town! And Other Noteworthy November Events” you really can’t resist opening it.
This is the release: “Jack Sim (AKA “Mr. Toilet”) will be coming to Washington, DC on his way to New York City to help commemorate World Toilet Day and its official inauguration by the United Nations. Around the world, people are celebrating!”
They even have a logo. I’m flush with excitement.